{"product_id":"dear-human-classified-cat-tip-24","title":"Dear Human ~ Classified Cat Tip #24 Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eClassified transmission incoming. Do not share with dogs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis handmade greeting card channels pure chaotic cat energy wrapped in secret-agent seriousness — because some truths are too important to keep classified any longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe front presents an urgent dispatch from the feline intelligence community, revealing:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCat Classified Tip #24\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS.H.I.T. — Shoving Household Items Therapeutically\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003eOpen the card to find the evidence: a cat, mid-mission, making deliberate eye contact while sending a glass of water to its doom. Unapologetic. Unbothered. Completely at peace with the decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd tucked in the corner, the moment of unexpected softness:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Thanks for always being my buddy.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause even secret agents have a person.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐈 Cat lovers who know the look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧐 Sarcastic besties \u0026amp; coworkers with dark humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🤫 Anyone who has ever watched a cat do something unhinged and felt deeply understood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 Birthdays, just because, or \"I saw this and thought of you\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on durable, textured cardstock. Serious humor only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Warning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May inspire suspicious eye contact with nearby cups.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eKari Mail ~ Spreading worldwide smiles, one envelope at a time.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kari Mail","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44236647039075,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/8735\/9331\/files\/CatSHIT.png?v=1780620943","url":"https:\/\/karimailripple.com\/products\/dear-human-classified-cat-tip-24","provider":"Kari Mail","version":"1.0","type":"link"}