Dear Human ~ Chihuahua Sheriff

You have been formally notified.

Tiny dog. Massive authority. Zero tolerance for cheese-related violations.

This hilariously official Chihuahua card delivers a formal warning from the self-appointed kitchen supervisor — the one who definitely heard you opening cheese from three rooms away, was already on the way, and would like you to know that the Sacred Cheese Tax is non-negotiable.

Featuring an adorable sheriff Chihuahua artwork packed with tiny dog attitude, dramatic legal threats, and pure chaotic gremlin energy — this card understands the assignment and takes it very, very seriously.

This is not a request. This is a formal notice. The cheese will be shared.

Handmade on premium textured cardstock, guaranteeing its keepsake worthiness — because some warnings deserve to be framed.

Part of the Dear Human Series — where animals have things to say and absolutely no filter about saying them.

Perfect for:

• 🐶 Chihuahua parents & tiny dog enthusiasts
• 🧀 Anyone who understands the Sacred Cheese Tax
• 👮 Dog lovers who appreciate dramatic authority in a 6-pound package
• 🎁 Birthdays, just because, or "this is 100% your dog"

Warning: Recipient may immediately look at their dog differently.

Kari Mail ~ Spreading worldwide smiles, one envelope at a time.