Dear Human ~ Classified Cat Tip #24 Card

Classified transmission incoming. Do not share with dogs.

This handmade greeting card channels pure chaotic cat energy wrapped in secret-agent seriousness — because some truths are too important to keep classified any longer.

The front presents an urgent dispatch from the feline intelligence community, revealing:

Cat Classified Tip #24
S.H.I.T. — Shoving Household Items Therapeutically

Open the card to find the evidence: a cat, mid-mission, making deliberate eye contact while sending a glass of water to its doom. Unapologetic. Unbothered. Completely at peace with the decision.

And tucked in the corner, the moment of unexpected softness:

"Thanks for always being my buddy."

Because even secret agents have a person.

Perfect for:

• 🐈 Cat lovers who know the look
• 🧐 Sarcastic besties & coworkers with dark humor
• 🤫 Anyone who has ever watched a cat do something unhinged and felt deeply understood
• 🎁 Birthdays, just because, or "I saw this and thought of you"

Printed on durable, textured cardstock. Serious humor only.

⚠️ Warning: May inspire suspicious eye contact with nearby cups.

Kari Mail ~ Spreading worldwide smiles, one envelope at a time.