Dear Human ~ Your Tail is on Backwards Card

A message of great importance. Delivered with zero remorse.

Sometimes the people we love need honesty. Even when the honesty is deeply, profoundly, spectacularly unhelpful.

This sarcastic Dear Human cat card delivers peak feline confidence — bold black and white artwork, fishbone accents, and a lovingly judgmental cat who has been sitting on this information long enough.

The outside opens with the gravitas the situation demands:

"Dear Human, listen — I've been meaning to talk to you. I noticed something the other day... and honestly, I think someone should tell you about it."

Open the card. Brace yourself. The verdict is in:

"My guy, your tail is on backwards."
You're Welcome,
The Cat

Because cats don't solve problems. They simply point them out — with full eye contact and absolutely no follow-up plan.

Perfect for:

• 🐈 Cat lovers who live for this energy
• 😂 Sarcastic friends, siblings & coworkers
• 🤷 Anyone who appreciates a completely useless observation delivered with total confidence
• 🎁 Birthdays, just because, or "I saw this and it was immediately you"

Printed on durable, textured cardstock. Judgment included at no extra charge.

Kari Mail ~ Spreading worldwide smiles, one envelope at a time.